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- Syria Transition Plan
- "No Easy Day" - Profiting From Killing Osama
- Saturday Lite : Email From The Queen
| Posted: 25 Aug 2012 03:15 AM PDT Here is the latest news about Syria.
My view : I think the Arab media heard the Minister wrong. The Arabs dont like polls, not in Syria for sure. The second senior general defecting from Bashar Assad is bad news. I think the end is nigh for the Assad regime in Syria. Either Bashar Assad leaves on his feet or he leaves with his feet first. Someone should rewind the Khaddafy video for him. I am not taking sides here. I think they are all nuts. Just stating what I think is inevitable.   |
| "No Easy Day" - Profiting From Killing Osama Posted: 24 Aug 2012 10:57 PM PDT As can be expected one of the Navy Seals who murdered Osama Bin Laden has squealed and revealed all about the "top secret" mission to kill Bin Laden.
No less than Vice President George Bush Senior was involved in setting up Bin Laden in Afghanistan to fight the Soviets. Then when the script has to be changed, the fate of the Bin Laden's, Noriegas, Shah Reza Pahlavis and Marcoses depends on what type of exits the scriptwriters write for them. In long running TV dramas, when one actor leaves the show, they usually script him as having died. This is what happened to Bin Laden. Here is that picture of Obama in the White House watching live feed of Osama getting killed. What I find interesting is that the white guy in uniform is sitting in the high chair reserved for the President. Obama is sitting in the baby chair. Up to the 1960s Blacks had to sit at the back of the bus.  Here is some quick history. Please look at this picture. It is a hut that is burning. This hut was a danger to the security and vital interests of the United States. This is the Vietnam War in the early 1970s.  The next picture shows an aircraft dropping napalm fire bombs on a paddy field in Vietnam in the 1960s. The paddy field was also a threat to the security and vital interests of the United States. In 1995, Bob McNamara the American Secretary of Defense and architect of the Vietnam War wrote his memoirs which simply said, "We were wrong, terribly wrong. We owe it to future generations to explain why." — McNamara, writing in his 1995 memoir, In Retrospect, on the management of the Vietnam War" Oops!! 2 million Vietnamese human beings had been killed and all McNamara could say was, "We were wrong, we owe it to future generations to explain why." Kepala bapak dia, setan.  The next picture shows trees, lalang and shrubs that were a major threat to the security and vital interests of the United States. This is a picture of American troops invading Cambodia in the late 1960s on the orders of President Nixon. Until today that is all you can see in Cambodia - trees, lalang and shrubs. 1.7 million Cambodians died as a result of the American invasion and war. Plus the United States dropped more bombs on Cambodia (with a population of about seven million people in 1975) than they did in the entire Second World War.  Fast forward to the 21st century, the next picture shows American troops firing at barren hills and rocks that are a threat to the security and vital interests of the United States. This is Afghanistan today.  The next picture shows more American troops firing at the barren hills and rocks in Afghanistan.  Fast forward again. This picture below here is Waziristan in Pakistan. More barren hills and rocks. Just two days ago an American drone fired a missile that killed 18 people somewhere inside Waziristan.  This is Waziristan as well, with some trees in the hills. All these are a threat to the security and the vital interests of the United States.  It is obvious that the mighty army of the United States of America only attacks dirt poor countries who have little or no means to defend themselves. Dirt poor Vietnam, Cambodia, Afghanistan, Waziristan, Iraq are their favorite targets. The Americans have announced that up to this moment, they will NOT be sending any warplanes into Syria. The Syrians have more than 200 surface to air missiles. In June a Turkish F4 Phantom jet was "brought down" off the Syrian coast. The Syrians claim that they shot it down with a missile. Turkish investigators later said the plane went down because of mechanical failure or an electromagnetic attack by Russians based in Tartus in Syria. Fuiyyo. Whatever it was the Americans will not be risking their warplanes in Syria. For the time being they will stick to dirt poor and defenseless Afghanistan and Waziristan. When they killed Osama Bin laden, he was unarmed. This is what the Americans said. They also shot and killed a woman who was inside the house. Again this is what they said. They sent in their bungling Seal Team 6, armed to the teeth to kill an unarmed man and woman. It was murder. They could have captured him. Bungling because they crashed one of their helicopters in the process. The Americans also crashed their helicopters when they tried to rescue those hostages in Iran all those years ago. President Jimmy Carter lost the re-election because of that rescue fiasco. It has now been 11 years since the American invasion of Afghanistan. They are not going anywhere. So once again, just like in Vietnam, the Americans are leaving the scene with their tail between their legs. Obama has announced that US troops will leave Afghanistan by 2014. But Osama bin Laden, the man who "provided" the reason for their invading Afghanistan was still alive. They could justify holding on to Afghanistan only as long as Osama was still alive. But when they had to leave Afghanistan (which was inevitable) it would have been quite silly if Osama was still alive and well. So they had to kill him. That was the script. Now they write books about how they killed Osama. They say Elvis is still alive. Maybe Osama is alive as well - among the Hassidic Jews in New York. There isnt that Osama, fourth from left in this picture?    |
| Saturday Lite : Email From The Queen Posted: 24 Aug 2012 08:02 PM PDT  Hi folks. I received this in the mail this morning. Jubilee Email from the Queen - an important announcement regarding the United States of America To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). ------------------------ 2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ------------------- 3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. ----------------- 4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. ---------------------- 5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. ---------------------- 6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humor. -------------------- 7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it. ------------------- 8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catchup but with vinegar. ------------------ 9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. --------------------- 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. --------------------- 11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nannies). ----------------- 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries. ----------------- 13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. ----------------- 14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! Cheers! p.s. By the way the picture above was taken this morning during breakfast at home. Thats The Star newspaper on the left, scrambled eggs with toast, a mug of hot 'air jintan' - good for the blood pressure and "no sugar" Strawberry preserve in the jar.   |
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